Subject: care 2 b frens?
Date: Friday, August 19, 2005 7:21:00 PM
Message:
himy name is Lau Tiam Bok,saw ur profile & interested 2 know more bout u i'm 27 years old, male and furthering my studies in pj
ask me what u desire so that i can provide details
can start with i'm the eldest of 3 have 1 bro & 1sis(twins) & no they don't look alike
like programing, net, swimming, reading & music
height 179cm according 2 sc we got extra taller by 1cm in the morning & minus 1cm in the evening am i boring u with sc facts or i sound like a geek?just joking yeah i love 2 joke around
tall dark handsome(most ppl say that but i think ok onli) let u b the judge if we decided/can meetcos 'beauty' lies in the eye on the beholder
that's all for nowhope 2 hear from u soon warmest regards, smile always & have a nice day
take care bye
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Friendster public ID: http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=7604596
*cough* ROTFL
I think some lessons can be learnt here... if you want to get a date, first and foremost, please use proper, legible English. Does not have to be something boombastic, but at least with proper grammar and vocabularily, especially on your first message.
Next, I figure if you want to declare yourself as 'tall, dark and handsome', the very least you could do is not publish your picture along with it.
I guess the only consolation is this sad episode is that I told my friend to enquire whether if he's loaded. So Mr. Lau Tiam Bok, I sure hope you have a filthy stash of cash under your bed, coz I figure that'll be the only chance in hell you are gonna get laid.